Episode #8 - They Piss me Off, I Piss Them Off

People are moving at work. Workers from the third floor are moving down to the second floor. They've sat in their third floor spaces for years... and I have sat in my second floor space for five years. Never before have I seen people in their 40s and 50s cry and whine as much about lame things like walls not being tall enough and lights not being bright enough.

First they made me move everything out of my file cabinet. "We're getting rid of it." So I move everything... and then they say they are keeping it, and fill it with their junk so there is no room for mine. I exit out of a door yesterday and i hear, "Hey! You can't use that door!" and I respond, "It says EXIT" and walk out. Yes, I am very sick of these miserable crybabies.

So today, just on principle, I say, "I don't like the printer being outside of my cubicle. It's distracting. Too many people passing by and too much movement in my line of sight. You need to move it. How about there? Or there? Just NOT HERE." Now I am the unreasonable one, but it feels good, and everyone's pissed. MWAHAHAHA!!